I walk a lonely road...............The only one that I have ever known

Ok, this one will be kinda long. It all started out when some jackass wouldn't stop talking at 4:30 in the morning, so eric went out and told them to shut the fuck up. a few times. they got pissed and tore apart the foil that was covering our door (long story).

Then, our suitemate jimmy decided to tear a penis shape in what was left of the foil.

Retaliation was of course required, so after eric took all the foil down, he put a sign on jimmy's door saying "Jimmy LOVES the cock!!" (with a picture of course).

Jimmy later put up a sign saying "No he doesn't!", and stuck a Tampax ad on our door (which we promptly removed). The next morning, I opened the door to the surprising sight below.

Yes, all these lovely penises were decorating our door (click on the pictures for the full size versions).

We took them down of course, and one of them made its way onto Axl's door (Axl is our RA, aka Dan, Cory, Douche, Pothead, Slob). It stayed there for quite a while before he decided to take it down.

Today, upon entering the bathroom, i came face to face with a pile of Axl's nasty clothes. It seems in his drunken/high stupor, he took a shower with his boxers on, then stripped naked and ran away, leaving all his clothes in the bathroom.

Something had to be done about this.

Yes, that is Axl's door. Yes, those are his [narsty] clothes. Yes, they are duct taped up there with the boxers on top. Yes, that is a penis.

UPDATE 5/7/04 1:09 PM: Axl came back last night and looked quite confused when he found his clothes taped to the door. a little while later he knocked on my door and asked if i knew anything about it. I told him eric had done it (he said he wasnt mad or anything) because he wasnt too happy about the clothes all over the bathroom (which he said he didnt even remember doing, but that he believed me).

He said he was freakin out cuz his wallet had been in the back pocket of those pants and he couldnt find it. I told him that eric had taken his wallet and keys out and put them on the counter in the bathroom. he goes "OH SWEET, ERIC, YOURE MY SAVIOR!" and then proceeds to tell me that if there was anything else that pissed us off, we could tell it to his face and hed "take it like a man."

Later last night one of my other suitemates walks in and asks about the clothes on axl's door, saying axl had asked him about it. Then, this morning, my suitemate jeff knocked on my door to give my phone back, and axl opened his door and asked him if he knew anything about it (apparently sounding mad).

Conclusion:
Either axl is dumber than I thought, and didn't understand that I had TOLD HIM that eric had done it, or he had been smokin something else and passed out and now thinks it is yesterday, or maybe he just likes a mystery too much to give in and accept the truth.

After telling eric the story about axl's response (he was out most of the night), he said, "Yeah, maybe he should stop doing whatever he does that makes him strip naked and forget about it. I usually like to know when I have no clothes on..."