I walk a lonely road...............The only one that I have ever known

WOW, it's been a double-jackass sunday for me! The first one was the fire alarm puller i mentioned in my last post, and the second decided to display his shittiness to me less than an hour ago. We'll start from the beginning on this one. There was a national youth gathering meeting at church this evening, and youth group afterwards was cancelled. I got everyone together to go to Friendly's, but there was a wait, so we went to Bruster's for ice cream instead. That was quite fun. We all sat in our cars, and my car had the most fun by far. I ended up climbing out my window and through katies car (by window of course). When I got back to my car (I'd left it running for the heat and stereo), Ben had moved to the drivers seat and was proceeding to drive away. Thankfully I had the remote with me, popped the trunk, and hopped in. By this time the other people at Bruster's were wondering what the hell was going on. So after all that fun, I ended up having to take scott home. On the way, dude in a huge jacked up truck got behind me and was riding my ass (I dont have anything against people with huge trucks, it was a nice car, bigger than I'd go, but still nicely done). Now, I try to be a courteous driver, so if someone gets behind me and wants to go faster, I usually speed up and move over and let them pass. This time as I started to do that, jackass flashes his brights. no. you just dont do that. so partially because i was blinded (his headlights were the same level as my head, im serious, he must be trying to compensate for something, that truck was damn huge), and partially cuz i was pissed off, I slowed down. This pissed mr. assface off even more, so when he finally could pass me, the passenger was leaning out the window letting the curses fly, and he kept making this weird hand gesture with his middle finger, i guess he was trying to say he doesnt like just sitting on his thumb and he shoves that finger up his ass too. but after the dude was finished showing me how he fingers himself, they stayed in front of me, and i was watching them cuz i figured they'd try to follow me if they could. I was right, when i got to providence rd., they were stopped at the light to go straight, and i passed them in the right turn lane. sure enough, he pulls out and follows me. scott was kinda scared, but i was ok, i figured i could lead the dumbass into a car crusher and hed be too much of a dipshit to realize it until his head and feet were right next to each other. too bad i left my car crusher in my other pants. so instead i led him around in circles near scott's house, until he decided that he could be doing some felching instead of wasting time trying to scare some random person by riding their tail and flashing his brights. seriously, it takes skill not to have anything better to do than chase after anyone who drives slower than you. i wish i had a bumper sticker that said "my dick is bigger than your ego, and that says a lot you fudge-packing, cousin-raping, crotch-slurping, dick-gobbling, boil-nibbling, cunt-headed, father-fondling, asshole-slurping, shit-munching, pimple-chewing, fuckwitted, anal-invading, father-molesting, shit-brained, brother-humping, asshole-smelling, hemorrhoid-chewing, wank-brained, jizzmopping, pole-smoking, monkey-humping, vaginonic, enema bag-slurping, cockweaseling, assclown douchebag." Yeah. That would be a great bumper sticker to have.