I walk a lonely road...............The only one that I have ever known

eric, flipping channels, comes upon a cirque de soleil type thing on bravo, with two hot chicks in skintight blue suits doing all sorts of acrobatics on the floor...

"damn, chris, imagine those two showing up in your room naked!"

[camera pans over from the girls to a guy sitting down in his underwear watching them with an amazed look on his face]

"oh, wait, i guess thats what this is."